October 27, 2007

Short People Got No Future

I Am the Apeman! Koo Koo-ka Choo! This future, predicted by evolutionary theorist Oliver Curry from the London School of Economics presents evolution will be determined through sexual selection. Of course, "beautiful people," i.e. tall, hairless people will be the elite and privileged while hairy, swarthy types will do the job and drop dead younger. One man's opinion based on crap research gets media coverage. Brought to you by BioGenetics, Your Family's Future in Our Hands! and the Daily Mail of London.
Human race will 'split into two different species' By NIALL FIRTH - More by this author » Last updated at 16:18pm on 26th October 2007
The human race will one day split into two separate species, an attractive, intelligent ruling elite and an underclass of dim-witted, ugly goblin-like creatures, according to a top scientist.
…While science and technology have the potential to create an ideal habitat for humanity over the next millennium, there is the possibility of a monumental genetic hangover over the subsequent millennia due to an over-reliance on technology reducing our natural capacity to resist disease, or our evolved ability to get along with each other.
"After that, things could get ugly, with the possible emergence of genetic 'haves' and 'have-nots'."

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